I found this from my old forum. A member posted this pabalbal back in 2004. Check this out.

Contemplate – not enough pinggan
Punctuation – pera para maka-enrol
Ice Buko – Is my hair ok?
Tenacious – Footwear for tennis
Calculator – Tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation – Dun sasakay ng bus
Protestant – Tindahan ng prutas
Masturbation – Malawakang gutom
Statue – Ikaw ba yan?
Predicate – Pakawalan mo ang pusa
Dedicated – pinatay ang pusa
Aspect – Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Deduct – Ang pato
Defeat – Ang paa (ng pato?)
Detail – Ang buntot (ng pato?)
Deposit – Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
City – Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
Cattle – Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
Persuading – Unang Kasal
Depress – Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
Defense – Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
Evacuate – Ebak muna ako, you wait!
It depends – Kainin mo ang bakod
Shampoo – Bago mag-labing-isa (11)
Delusion – Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
Delivery – Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ng tanghalian
Profit – Messenger of God
profit – patunayan mo
Balance Sheet – What comes out after eating a balance diet
backlog – bacon saka egg
beehive – magpakatino ka
cdrom – tingnan mo ang kwarto
debug – ang ipis
defrag – ang palaka
defense – ang bakod
defer – ang balahibo
deflate – ang plato
detest – ang eksamin
devalue – ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang ‘V’
devote – ang boto
dilemma – brownout! , a!
effort – ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane
forums – apat na kwarto
july – nagsinungaling ka ba?
thesis – ito ay…

The other day I was asked by a former boss friend asking if I have an idea where to get a risk management software. My answer was, you can try google and he told me he still prefer asking someone first before going into research. What I haven’t asked him if he was asking for a free risk management software or their company will be purchasing the software. The funny thing was our conversation went to catching up as we haven’t seen each other for months.